John R. Valby (born November 22, 1944) is an American musician, singer, songwriter, comedian, and producer known for his comedic and obscene song parodies. Also known as Dr. Dirty, he typically performs in a white tailcoat suit and black derby hat. His songs and shows focus mainly on sex and racial slurs, with a mix of current and historic people and events.

Early life

Valby was born and raised in Western New York. He attended school in Rochester, New York, where at age seven, was taught to play the piano by two nuns. At ten, Valby wanted to become a performer. In 1966, Valby graduated from Middlebury College in Middlebury, Vermont. At one point he considered a profession as a philosophy teacher, but soon realized it was not right for him and focused on musical entertainment.

Career

Valby joined various rock bands in his early career that "kept on breaking up", which drove him to become a solo piano act of mostly rock and roll and honky tonk tunes. At one show in May 1974, he added some dirty songs of his own into the set. The positive response to the dirty songs led Valby to focus on the more adult material. He would often write new material while traveling between gigs. Valby claimed that he was named "Dr. Dirty" by the National Entertainment Conference, a booking organisation for the college circuit. He stated that he disliked the name because it "takes away from the element of surprise". He credited some of his obscene act as a reaction to the Catholic repression that he faced during childhood.

In addition to his blue comedy act, Valby has recorded and produced pop and rock albums for himself and other artists, including Buffalo Sabres defenseman Jim Schoenfeld, with whom Valby recorded two albums, Schony (1972) and The Key is Love (1974). He also had a small role as a piano player in a Tijuana brothel in the 1983 film Losin' It which featured an early performance by Tom Cruise.

Personal life

Valby is married to his wife Anne; together they have six children. In August 2012 his home in Clarence, New York was burned due to suspected arson. As of 2016, he still lives in Clarence.

Valby endorsed Donald Trump in the 2016 United States presidential election and recorded a song and music video supporting his campaign. (He would later backtrack on his endorsement, working a line into a 2018 song stating that Trump was "full of shit".)

Discography

John Valby discography
AlbumYearNotes
The Key Is Love1974collaboration with Jim Schoenfeld
Philosophical Bull Shit1974
Dirt1975
Hotel Buffalo1977
Concerto for Piano, Voice and 500 Screaming Assholes1978
Lily White And Burnout Blue1980
Give Me Dirt or Give Me Death1980
Sit on a Happy Face1982
Jingle Balls1982
Dr. Dirty in Pixieland1982
What I Did on My Summer Vacation1986
A Sawmill River Christmas1986
A Midsummer's Wet Dream1987
Don't Go Soft on Me Now1988
Beaver Fever1988
Your Face or Mine1989
Compact DIRT: Digital Ditties1989
Fruits of an Idle Mind1990
Double Valby: Don't Go Soft on Me Now/Your Face or Mine1990
Bootleg Valby1991
Dirt the Movie1991VHS
The Doctor Is In1992
Half in the Bag1992
Butt Seriously Folks1992
Live from Jackinsack New Jersey1992
It's a Small Dick After All and Other Short Subjects1992live album
Double D CD1993
Up for Re-Erection1994
Scratch N Sniff1995
Super Pixies1995
20 Years as Dr. Dirty in America1995VHS
Fruits of an Idle Mind1996
Butt's Up Doc1997
Cherry Poppin' in Grand Rapids1998
WWW.VALBY.CUM1998
Same Shit Different Cover1998
Half in the Fuckin' Bag1999
Best of Dr Dirty2000
The Not Yet On CD, CD2000
Herniated Jingle Balls2000
Dr. Dirty's Sphincter Unplugged2001
American Troubadour2001
Dr. Dirty: O&A and T&A Video2001
Greatest Tits2001
Operation Fuck Iraq2003
Up for Re-Erection2003
The Old Fart Cuts Another One2004
Valby Rocks2005
Treasury of XXXMas Classics2006
Coming Soon on a Face Near You2007
I'm Here for the Gangbang2007
Sheep Thrills2008
The Dirt Poems2009
Tequila Mockingbird2009DVD
Superpixies2011
Tickling the Ovaries2012
Survival of the Stiffest2015
Keep Calm and Valby On2015
Democracy Is Working Again2016
Juicy Tidbits2018
A Fun Night Out2023
Live at the Pine InnUnknown
IvyUnknown
  • Richard A. Reuss, An Annotated Field Collection of Songs From the American College Student Oral Tradition (Bloomington: Indiana Univ. Masters Thesis, 1965).
  • Ed Cray, The Erotic Muse: American Bawdy Songs (University of Illinois, 1992).

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