Joyce Van Patten (born March 9, 1934) is an American film and stage actress. She is best known for her roles in films like The Bad News Bears (1976), St. Elmo's Fire (1985) (as Mrs. Beamish), and as Gloria Noonan in Grown Ups (2010).

Personal life

Van Patten is the sister of actor Dick Van Patten.

Van Patten was married to actor Martin Balsam from 1959 to 1962 and they had a daughter, actress Talia Balsam.

Van Patten was married to Dennis Dugan from 1973 to 1987.[citation needed]

Career

The cast of The Good Guys, 1968: From left: Bob Denver, Herb Edelman and Van Patten

Van Patten has appeared in dozens of television series. She portrayed Janice Turner on As the World Turns. She made her television debut as a featured regular on The Danny Kaye Show, after which she co-starred with Bob Denver and Herb Edelman in the 1968–70 sitcom The Good Guys as Claudia Gramus, the long-suffering wife of diner owner Bert Gramus (played by Edelman). She appeared in two episodes of Perry Mason ("The Case of the Prankish Professor" and "The Case of the Thermal Thief"). She appeared in guest or recurring roles on Stoney Burke, Hawaii Five-O, Gunsmoke (as bar girl "Molly" in "Anybody Can Kill a Marshal" - S8E26), The Untouchables, The Law and Mr. Jones, The Twilight Zone ("Passage on the Lady Anne"), The Jack Benny Program, Family Affair, The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis, The Andy Griffith Show, Mr. Novak, The Outer Limits, Mannix, The Rockford Files, The Bob Newhart Show, The Odd Couple, The F.B.I., Lou Grant, Law & Order, Oz, and The Sopranos. On a 1976 episode of Columbo, "Old Fashioned Murder", Van Patten played the lead, as a museum owner and curator. In 1974, she had a minor role in the episode "Negative Reaction" (with Dick Van Dyke) of the same series. In 1979, she starred as Iris Chapman in The Mary Tyler Moore Hour, and appeared in The Martian Chronicles the following year. In 1995, she played Maureen, Jennie's mother, for two seasons on the WB sitcom Unhappily Ever After. In 2005, she played Carol Prudy, Susan Mayer's stepmother, on two episodes of Desperate Housewives.

Her film credits include I Love You, Alice B. Toklas (1968), The Trouble with Girls (1969), Pussycat, Pussycat, I Love You (1970), Making It (1971), Something Big (1971), Bone (1972), Thumb Tripping (1972), Mame (1974), The Manchu Eagle Murder Caper Mystery (1975), The Bad News Bears (1976), Mikey and Nicky (1976), The Falcon and the Snowman (1985), St. Elmo's Fire (1985), Billy Galvin (1986), Blind Date (1987), Monkey Shines (1988), Grown Ups (2010), This Must Be the Place (2011), and God's Pocket (2014). In 2018 she appeared in the short film The Rest.

Theatre

At age 9, Van Patten made her stage debut in Tomorrow, the World!. She appeared on Broadway in, among other shows, A Hole in the Head, Brighton Beach Memoirs, Murder at the Howard Johnson's, Rumours, Jake's Women and Rabbit Hole. She appeared off-Broadway in such dramas as Love, Loss, and What I Wore, The Vagina Monologues, and Chekhov's The Seagull. She also appeared and recorded, with Charles Aidman and Naomi Caryl Hirschhorn, excerpts from Spoon River Anthology.

Filmography

Film

YearTitleRoleNotes
1951Fourteen HoursBarbara (uncredited)
1958The GoddessHillary
1968I Love You, Alice B. ToklasJoyce
1969The Trouble with GirlsMaude
1970Pussycat, Pussycat, I Love YouAnna
1970But I Don't Want to Get Married!Olga
1971Making ItBetty Fuller
1971Something BigPolly Standall
1972BoneBernadette
1972Thumb TrippingMother
1974MameSally Cato
1975The Manchu Eagle Murder Caper MysteryIda Mae
1976The Bad News BearsCleveland
1976Mikey and NickyJan
1985The Falcon and the SnowmanMrs. Boyce
1985St. Elmo's FireMrs. Beamish
1986Billy GalvinMae Galvin
1987Blind DateNadia's Mother
1988Monkey ShinesDorothy Mann
1989Trust MeNettie Brown
1996InfinityAunt Ruth
1998Show & TellMrs. Mahler
2006My Mother's HairdoMaryShort film
2008Marley & MeMrs. Butterfly
2010Grown UpsGloria Noonan
2011This Must Be the PlaceDorothy Shore
2011Peace, Love & MisunderstandingMariam
2011The People in the PictureVideo
2012The Fitzgerald Family ChristmasMrs. McGowan
2013Angel's PerchPolly
2014God's PocketAunt Sophie
2018The RestMaryShort film
2018DianeMadge
2019Alzheimer'sNancyShort film

Television

YearTitleRoleNotes
1946NBC Television TheatreSeason 1 Episode 4: ”The Flattering Word”
1948The Philco Television PlayhouseSeason 1 Episode 1: ”Dinner at Eight”
1949–1951Kraft Television TheatreMary3 episodes
1950Armstrong Circle TheatreSeason 1 Episode 21: ”Time of Their Lives”
1952The WebSeason 2 Episode 28: "The Terrible Truth"
1954Mama3 episodes
1954The Big StoryValerie FosterSeason 6 Episode 2: "Charles McKinney of the Tulsa World"
1956–1957As the World TurnsJanice Turner Hughes #1
1956Robert Montgomery PresentsSeason 8 Episode 11: "The Misfortunes of Mr. Minihan"
1959–1960Young Doctor MaloneClara Kershaw
1959DeadlineWaitressSeason 1 Episode 9: "Charm Boy"
1961The Law and Mr. JonesEthelSeason 1 Episode 20: "Cold Turkey"
1961Ben CaseyStella MaxwellSeason 1 Episode 10: "The Sweet Kiss of Madness"
1961–1963The Many Loves of Dobie GillisEthel Bronkowski / Mrs. Maude Pomfritt / Speed Pulitzer3 episodes
1962Bus StopBettySeason 1 Episode 18: "Turn Home Again"
1962Target: The Corruptors!MadeleineSeason 1 Episode 21: "Fortress of Despair"
1962CheckmateMarcia JamesSeason 2 Episode 20: "Remembrance of Crimes Past"
1962The DetectivesPhyllisSeason 3 Episode 20: "Night Boat"
1962Wide CountryNina CorbelloSeason 1 Episode 4: "Who Killed Edde Gannon?"
1962The New Loretta Young ShowCharlotte RameySeason 1 Episode 6: "First Assignment"
1962–1963Dr. KildareJulie Belmanno / Ruth Scully2 episodes
1963The Alfred Hitchcock HourGrace ThorpeSeason 1 Episode 23: "The Lonely Hours"
1963GunsmokeMollySeason 8 Episode 26: "Anybody Can Kill a Marshal"
1963Stoney BurkeLaura FredericksSeason 1 Episode 23: "Joby"
1963The Lloyd Bridges ShowDoris BaxterSeason 1 Episode 26: "The Sheridan Square"
1963The UntouchablesClaire ValeSeason 4 Episode 23: "The Spoiler"
1963The Twilight ZoneEileen RansomeEpisode 4 Episode 17: "Passage on the Lady Anne"
1963The DefendersNora SlaterSeason 3 Episode 13: "Fugue for Trumpet and Small Boy"
1963–1965Perry MasonSally Sheldon / Fay Gilmer2 episodes
1964The Outer LimitsRhea CashmanSeason 1 Episode 29: "A Feasibility Study"
1965Mr. NovakAvis BrownSeason 2 Episode 14: "From the Brow of Zeus"
1965KarenNoraSeason 1 Episode 13: "Good Neighbor Policy"
1965The Jack Benny ProgramThe Wife, Mrs. GoodheartSeason 15 Episode 16: "Jack Adopts a Son"
1965Slattery's PeopleBarbara HarrisonSeason 2 Episode 4: "The Unborn"
1965The VirginianMary StewartSeason 4 Episode 6: "Ring of Silence"
1965A Man Called ShenandoahLilySeason 1 Episode 13: "The Siege"
1966The LonerPeggy WoodwardSeason 1 Episode 22: "The Mourners for Johnny Sharp: Part 2"
1966The Danny Kaye ShowGiovanni's Daughter-in-LawSeason 4 Episode 14: "Episode #4.14"
1966–1972InsightMrs. Foley / Marie Slovak / Thelma Montanus3 episodes
1967Mr. TerrificMargoSeason 1 Episode 8: "Stanley the Jailbreaker"
1967Accidental FamilyMarthaSeason 1 Episode 3: "If You Knew Martha"
1967The Andy Griffith ShowLaura HollanderSeason 8 Episode 5: "Opie Steps Up in Class"
1967Iron HorseAlice FullerSeason 2 Episode 15: "Death Has Two Faces"
1967–1973MannixLola Collins / Dodie Green2 episodes
1968–1970The Good GuysClaudia GramusSeries regular
1969Spoon RiverReaderTV Movie
1970Storefront LawyersEllaSeason 1 Episode 4: "The Electric Kid"
1970The Odd CouplePhyllis ParkerSeason 1 Episode 7: "I Do, I Don't"
1970Family AffairGail SpencerSeason 5 Episode 11: "Class Clown"
1970–1972Hawaii Five-OLila Daniels / Rhoda Lovejoy2 episodes
1970–1974Love, American StyleRona / Wanda Glass / Nikki / Marge / Janet6 episodes
1971The F.B.I.Alice KranzSeason 6 Episode 24: "Turnabout"
1971The Bold Ones: The New DoctorsMillicent WilsonSeason 3 Episode 1: "Broken Melody"
1971NicholsArletta McGreevySeason 1 Episode 4: "Paper Badge"
1972The Bravos(uncredited)TV Movie
1972McCloudLucy SloanSeason 2 Episode 5: "A Little Plot at Tranquil Valley"
1972The Don Rickles ShowJean Benedict2 episodes
1972CannonKate Werner MacklinSeason 1 Episode 21: "A Flight of Hawks"
1972Medical CenterPaula EckhartSeason 4 Episode 6: "Betrayed"
1973The Bob Newhart ShowConnie MillerSeason 1 Episode 15: "Let's Get Away from It Almost"
1973The Streets of San FranciscoMrs. RudolphSeason 1 Episode 21: "The House on Hyde Street"
1973Young Dr. KildareNurse MarvinEpisode: ”Mercy Killing”
1973The New Dick Van Dyke ShowHenriettaSeason 3 Episode 5: "Mrs. Ferguson"
1973Burt and the GirlsTV Movie
1974Owen Marshall, Counselor at LawRuth TannenSeason 3 Episode 14: "House of Friends"
1974The Wide World of MysteryJaneSeason 2 Episode 14: "The Book of Murder"
1974Winter KillGrace LockhardTV Movie
1974The Stranger WithinPhyllisABC Movie of the Week
1974Amy PrentissMrs. HyserSeason 1 Episode 2: "The Desperate World of Jane Doe"
1974–1976ColumboSister of Mercy / Ruth Lytton2 episodes
1975For the Use of the HallAliceTV Movie
1975Let's Switch!Linette RobinABC Movie of the Week
1975Winner Take AllEdie GouldTV Movie
1977The Rockford FilesLianne Sweeny2 episodes
1977Lou GrantGloria AldrigeSeason 1 Episode 6: "Aftershock"
1977FamilyMrs. PalmerSeason 3 Episode 6: "We Love You, Miss Jessup"
1978To Kill a CopBetty EischiedTV Movie
1978Murder at the Mardi GrasJanet MurphyTV Movie
1978The Comedy CompanyEllen DietzTV Movie
1978The Plant FamilyLyla Plant – the motherTV Movie
1979VisionsKitSeason 3 Episode 6: "Ladies in Waiting"
1979The Mary Tyler Moore HourIris ChapmanSeries regular
1979You Can't Take It with YouMiss WellingtonTV Movie
1979A Christmas for BoomerLila ManchesterTV Movie
1980The Martian ChroniclesElma ParkhillMiniseries
1981BulbaBarbara ThatcherTV Movie
1982Eleanor, First Lady of the World'Tommy' ThompsonTV Movie
1982Bus StopGraceTV Movie
1983Another Woman's ChildJanet SteinTV Movie
1983The Demon Murder CaseConnie FrazierTV Movie
1983In Defense of KidsCaroline RubenTV Movie
1984Crazy Like a FoxSallySeason 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"
1985Malice in WonderlandDema HarshbargerTV Movie
1985Picking Up the PiecesHarriet GoodmanTV Movie
1985Tall Tales & LegendsMaSeason 1 Episode 2: "Annie Oakley"
1986Amazing StoriesEvaSeason 1 Episode 23: "One for the Books"
1986Under the InfluenceHelen TalbotTV Movie
1987CBS Summer PlayhouseIleneSeason 1 Episode 15: "Sirens"
1991The HauntedCora MillerTV Movie
1991SistersBelle AdderlySeason 1 Episode 4: "Devoted Husband, Loving Father"
1992Maid for Each OtherLeilaTV Movie
1992Brooklyn BridgeHarriet Mueller3 episodes
1993Law & OrderRamona Stark, Ph. D.Season 3 Episode 11: "Extended Family"
1993All My ChildrenHelen Marsh14 episodes
1993Diagnosis: MurderSarah EmersonSeason 1 Episode 3: "Murder at the Telethon"
1993BobJoyce Leona-CurtisSeason 2 Episode 5: "Kiss and Sell"
1994Breathing LessonsSerenaTV Movie
1994Northern ExposurePat HillmanSeason 5 Episode 21: "I Feel the Earth Move"
1994The Gift of LoveErika MagnussenTV Movie
1994All-American GirlEmmaSeason 1 Episode 12: "Loveless in San Francisco"
1995Grandpa's FuneralIris BraimenTV Movie
1995–1996Unhappily Ever AfterMaureen SlatteryRecurring role
1996Jake's WomenEdithTV Movie
1999Touched by an AngelSylvia MangioneSeason 5 Episode 17: "Family Business"
1999Now and AgainPsychiatristSeason 1 Episode 6: "Nothing to Fear, but Nothing to Fear"
2002OzSarah RebadowSeason 5 Episode 7: "Good Intentions"
2002The SopranosDr. Sandy ShawEpisode: "Christopher"
2002NYPD BlueRuth DwyerSeason 10 Episode 9: "Half-Ashed"
2002–2003Judging AmyJane, Eric's Lawyer2 episodes
2005Without a TracePaulaSeason 4 Episode 6: "Viuda Negra"
2005Desperate HousewivesCarol Prudy2 episodes
2011The Good WifeAgnes SilvestreSeason 3 Episode 4: "Feeding the Rat"
2012Made in JerseyLillaSeason 1 Episode 3: "Camelot"
2014Boardwalk EmpireMrs. Zeller – Crab WomanEpisode: "King of Norway"
2018Cady DidMarion Huffman
2021If I'm Alive Next Week...MarjorieSeries regular

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