Mary Gross (born March 25, 1953) is an American voice actress, comedian, and actress known for her four-year stint on Saturday Night Live from 1981 to 1985 and her recurring role as Sabrina's favorite teacher, Mrs. Quick in Sabrina, the Teenage Witch from 1997 to 2000. Her credits also include roles on Animaniacs, Boston Legal, That's So Raven, and Six Feet Under.

Early life

Gross was born in Chicago, Illinois in 1953. She is the youngest of three children born to William Oscar Gross, a tool designer, and Virginia Ruth (née Cahill), a telephone operator (the eldest being actor Michael Gross). She attended Madonna High School—an all-girls Catholic school, since demolished—and Loyola University, where she majored in English. While in high school, Gross made her performing debut—singing, in character, as France's Louis XIV, to the tune of Bernstein and Sondheim's "I Feel Pretty"—alongside fellow Madonna alumna Marilu Henner. Gross worked for five years as a secretary for the American Dental Association.

Career

Early career

Gross answered an ad for a comedy workshop for the Reification Company, where she went to learn about writing comedy sketches. While there, she ended up performing and soon began performing in local productions. In 1979, she joined the Second City comedy troupe.

Saturday Night Live (1981–1985)

Gross joined SNL in 1981, during the show's seventh season, which was retooled extensively after the sixth season proved a critical failure. She became co-anchor of SNL's Weekend Update segment (renamed SNL Newsbreak) during her first season. She and the rest of the cast left in 1985 following executive producer Dick Ebersol's departure from the show.

Recurring characters

  • Alfalfa, from SNL's recurring parody of The Little Rascals and skits regarding the murder of Eddie Murphy's Buckwheat character.
  • Siobhan Cahill, an Irish woman who reports on Irish events on Saturday Night News (Weekend Update's name when Brad Hall was cast as anchor). Coincidentally, Saturday Night Live would have Siobhan Fallon and Beth Cahill as cast members in the 1991-92 season.
  • Chi Chi, a Hispanic woman who hosts two fake public-access television cable TV shows (The Ghostbusters Show and Let's Watch TV) with her best friend, Consuela (played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus)
  • Celeste, a repressed woman married to an equally repressed man (played by Tim Kazurinsky)

Celebrity impersonations

Personal life

Gross has never married, but as of June 1982, Chicago-based photographer Jay King was referred to as "her longtime boyfriend" in a profile/interview of Gross penned by Chicago Sun-Times writer Michael Davis. Duration aside, their relationship was also reported that year by the Chicago Tribune's Jon Anderson and several years later by researcher-author Mary Unterbrinker.

Filmography

Film

YearTitleRoleNotes
1986Club ParadiseJackie
1987Baby BoomCharlotte Elkman
1988The Couch TripVera Maitlin
1988Casual Sex?Ilene
1988Big BusinessJudy
1988Hot to TrotMs. French
1988FedsJanis Zuckerman
1989Troop Beverly HillsAnnie Herman
1992There Goes the NeighborhoodMrs. Bratesman
1993Public Enemy #2Marcey
1994The Santa ClauseMs. Daniels
1998Practical MagicDebbie
2001Tremors 3: Back to PerfectionTourist mom
200240 Days and 40 NightsBev Sullivan
2003A Mighty WindMa Klapper

Television

YearTitleRoleNotes
1981–1985Saturday Night LiveHerself / VariousCast member
1985Tales of the UnexpectedWoman on beachEpisode: "Scrimshaw"
1986AmenNurse KenningstonEpisode: "After the Fall"
1988Channel 99Fifi KurtzTV film
1989The People Next DoorAbigail MacIntyre KelloggMain role
1992BillyPhoebe TrillmanRecurring role
1992Murphy BrownChris ManheimEpisode: "He-Ho, He-Ho, It's Off to Lamaze We Go"
1993Jack's PlaceRosemaryEpisode: "Faithful Henry"
1993–1997AnimaniacsKatie's MomVoice, recurring role
1994The Larry Sanders ShowMary GrossEpisode: "Next Stop Bottom"
1995Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of SupermanNell NewtrichEpisode: "Ultra Woman"
1995The Twisted Tales of Felix the CatVoicesRecurring role
1997Something So RightPollyEpisode: "Something About Cold Storage"
1997The Jeff Foxworthy ShowAunt JaneEpisode: "Twister of Fate"
1997The Angry BeaversDeer / BirdVoice, episode: "Deranged Ranger"
1997–2000Sabrina the Teenage WitchMrs. QuickRecurring role
1997–2002Hey Arnold!School Nurse ShelleyVoice, 3 episodes
1999DetentionPatsy WickettVoice, 2 episodes
2000Happily Ever After: Fairy Tales for Every ChildEliseVoice, episode: "The Frog Princess"
2000JailbaitPatti FisherTV film
2000Lost CatNancy MouseVoice, TV film
2000What a Cartoon!Nancy MouseVoice, episode: "Lost Cat"
2001ProvidenceMartha BlankenshipEpisode: "Love Story"
2001Six Feet UnderFloral InstructorEpisode: "The Trip"
2001Off CentreRoberta Flack / Mrs. PlattEpisode: "Swing Time"
2002Dharma & GregMaryEpisode: "This Diamond Ring"
2002As Told by GingerBobbie LightfootVoice, episode: "Family Therapy"
2003A Minute with Stan HooperHarrietEpisode: "Stan Hooper Goes to Washington"
2003Judging AmyMartaEpisode: "Tricks of the Trade"
2003According to JimCynthiaEpisode: "Paintball"
2004All About the AndersonsMrs. DyerEpisode: "Get Out of Dodge... Ball"
2004I'm with HerDonna KincadeEpisode: "Winners & Losers & Whiners & Boozers: Part 2"
2004Rock Me, BabyGingerEpisode: "Not-So-Grand Parents"
2005Malcolm in the MiddleEvelynEpisode: "Chad's Sleepover"
2005TwinsJudyEpisode: "Sister's Keeper"
2005That's So RavenMiss PattersonEpisode: "Cake Fear"
2006The New Adventures of Old ChristineMrs. OrrEpisode: "Oh God, Yes"
2007–08Boston LegalLeigh SwiftRecurring role
2008According to JimLisaEpisode: "Cheryl Goes to Florida"
2008General HospitalAunt RayleneRecurring role
2009LifeMaude PaxtonEpisode: "Canyon Flowers"
2009CalifornicationPrincipal GreenEpisode: "Mr. Bad Example"
2010In Gayle We TrustBethEpisode: "Gayle and the Salon"
2011The DefendersJudy BakerEpisode: "Nevada v. Doug the Mule"
2011Hart of DixieOld Lady #32 episodes
2012Pound PuppiesMrs. BeasleyVoice, episode: "Lucky Gets Adopted"
2012Adopting TerrorLauraTV film
2012Raising HopeDenise JenkinsEpisode: "What Up, Bro?"

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Preceded byCharles RocketWeekend Update anchor with Brian Doyle-Murray 1981Succeeded byBrian Doyle-Murray as solo anchor